Shoelick Named Lickshoe
He is a public shoelick named ‘Lickshoe’, but he doesn’t appear to be very good at his job, or to live up to his name, judging by:
a) The whipmarks on his back
b) The dirt remaining on his customer-mistress’s sneakers
c) The angry expression on her face
d) The fact that she has to shout at him and reprimand him for not licking her sneakers hard enough
Perhaps he is too easily distracted by his customers’ legs and socks? If that’s the case, he deserves all the whipmarks he gets!