Sock Seeker

There are many feral footslaves living out on the mean streets of the Great Gynarchy of Barbaria who are pejoratively nicknamed ‘sock seekers’, as they spend nearly all their time crawling around in the dirt and begging complete strangers for permission to nose* their socks.

Here we see one such pathetic ‘sock seeker’ gingerly approaching two bright and intelligent, young women of the Gynarchy. Let’s listen in to him beg:

‘…Oh pray, pretty mistresses, pray forgive this slave’s impudent intrusion, Gynarchy mistresses, but this slave most humbly begs for the mistresses’ sweet and kind permission to nose their socks, if you would be so kind and understanding to an humble, feral footservant, most beautiful Gynarchy mistresses? Please don’t beat me for my presumptuousness, mistresses!’

Well, what do you think these two bright young women should do? Should they:

1)      Graciously permit the impertinent slave to nose their socks? Or

2)      Report him to the Female Authorities for his bare-faced effrontery and have him sorely whipped?

*nosing socks – the humble act of running one’s nose along the lines of stitching in a person’s sock, whilst they are still wearing it, and simultaneously breathing in the sock’s aroma through one’s servile nostrils