Stripes

Which would you rather be? A slave in the stocks with a stripy, red back? Or a slave in the stocks sniffing stripy, grey socks?

What’s that you say – you’d much rather be sniffing socks?

Well, in that case, sniff long and hard slave – for this young woman’s boyfriend is standing behind you ready to stripe your back with the whip should you fail to show sufficient, sock-sniffing respect to his beloved. And note how seriously this couple are taking the matter – this is no joke. The wellbeing of your back depends upon your sock-slavish respect!

So grimace as you sniff, slave – and show your humility and shame at what you are having to do. That’s what they want to see. We all do!




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