Humble Heads For Hire

‘Please, dear ladies, please feel free to use any of our humble heads for your foot-pleasure. Only 1 fem* per head, and you can use it for as long as you desire. Use it to clean your boots; or lickshine your sneakers; or nuzzle your socks; or suck on your toenails. My wife and I will be happy to facilitate you if you require our assistance. Please, beautiful ladies, step forward. Only 1 fem each!’

* Fem = Unit of Gynarchy Currency

You can forgive the three beautiful ladies for looking a bit sceptical, since humble heads supplied by the Female State, and dotted in numerous back alleyways and in public places throughout the Gynarchy, provide their services for free. So why should they pass over their hard-earned cash to this opportunistic shyster? 1 fem indeed!

Then again, he is very handsome, and flattery can get you anywhere – even in the Gynarchy of Barbaria – if you are a good-looking free male!


























Other points to note about this scene:

·         The entrepreneur’s demurely-dressed wife, who clearly dotes on her moustachioed husband, is perfectly at ease leaning against the wall with one of her dainty feet resting close to one of the humble heads. That’s because she doesn’t think of them as men – or even as human beings; only as objects, and as money-making machines for her and her husband. And rightly so – for that’s all they are!
·         Indeed, they look identical and may well have been cloned on one of the Gynarchy’s male slave farms. If that’s the case they will have been genetically programmed to be humble, submissive and obedient, and will be able to survive on nothing but shoe and boot mud. They won’t ever need human food to survive!
·         That’s why they can be such a money-making machine for a shrewd businessman such as this – they require very little maintenance; just the occasional kick start if they happen to be feeling a bit under the weather!
·         Of course, the free man’s business model isn’t strictly speaking legal – fleecing tourists and other unsuspecting members of the public out of good money for a service that should, by rights, be offered for free! But then, he cannot be prosecuted as he is protected by his pretty wife’s involvement in the business. Indeed, his ‘Humble Heads For Hire’ business is officially registered in her name, and thus it is, like her, above the Law being, on paper at any rate, a female-run business!
·         So the happy couple make quite a good living out of hiring out their humble heads to passers-by. And who wouldn’t turn a blind eye to what they’re doing anyway? After all, they’re not doing anyone any real harm!

If you were a humble head which of the three pretty ladies would you most like to serve, and why?

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