Train Slave's Report

April 08, 2017

The onboard Gynarchy train slave must compile a report for his supervisor-master on each and every passenger he ‘serves’ in his capacity as ‘onboard footwear admirer’.

Here is just one such humble report:

Gynarchy Railways

Onboard Footwear Admirer’s Report

Date: 15/03/17

Service: 09:30 Femina – Barbaria

Compartment no. A Seat No A

Slave no: 78563Y

Customer Description: Blonde female; mid twenties

Report:

1. Sir, if it pleases you sir, this slave has the honour of presenting an humble report on his slavish observations on the aforementioned service.

2. Sir, this slave had the inestimable privilege of observing the pink and white, low-top canvas sneakers, and short, black ankle socks, of an esteemed, blonde-haired customer mistress who was very beautiful, sir, if you would be so kind and understanding to a lowly, public footservant sir?

3. Sir, the esteemed customer-mistress largely ignored this slave sir, and rightly so, though she did cast him an appropriately disparaging glance as she took up her seat above him sir, thanking you kindly sir.

4. Sir, throughout the journey sir the esteemed customer-mistress was either observing out the window or surfing the internet on her mobile phone, sir.

5. Sir, on close inspection the young woman’s pink sneakers were quite grubby and grimy with ingrained street-dirt – especially on the white rubbery sole and toe areas. But sir, it goes without saying sir, that such dirty and unkempt footwear is a fitting sight for a down-in-the-dirt feetslave such as myself sir, thanking you kindly sir.

6. Sir, this slave spent much of the journey observing the dirty sole-treads of the young woman’s sneakers, sir, since she had her feet casually tucked around one another at the ankles as they rested on the train carriage floor, if you would be so kind and understanding sir. Truly it was an honour, sir, for this slave to observe where the esteemed customer-mistress had been walking, sir, though at the same time it was a frustration for this slave not to be able to taste the dirt on the customer-mistress’s shoesoles, sir, and thus to savour where she had been walking, sir, if you will forgive me, master sir? Please don’t beat me sir.

7. Sir, this slave noted that the pink, canvas uppers of the esteemed customer-mistress’s canvas sneakers contained the word ‘love’ on the sides - though clearly that word was NOT directed at the slave, sir, since no woman could ever find a dirty, onboard train-footslave such as myself attractive, sir. Rather, the word ‘love’ was clearly directed at the young woman’s absent boyfriend – a magnificent and handsome free man, sir; a man very much like yourself sir, if I may make so bold, sir? Please don’t punish me for my impudence, sir.

8. Sir, this slave further observed the date printed ‘1971’ on the backs of the young woman’s sneakers, sir, though he would hazard a guess, sir, that this did not refer to the young woman’s year of birth, sir, since she looked to be only in her early to mid twenties, sir, but rather may have referred to the style and branding of the sneakers sir? Please forgive me if I am wrong sir, and please don’t beat me, sir.

9. Sir, on closer inspection of the young woman’s black socks, sir, they contained a most pleasing and intriguing weave consisting of a wavy, trellised pattern, sir – interrupted only by the occasional crease or fold in the socks, sir. This slave therefore made sure to mentally trace the horizontal, wavy lines of stitching in the customer-mistress’s socks, sir, if you will be so kind and understanding to a pathetic sockslave, sir? Needless to say, sir, this slave did not permit himself the luxury of studying the young woman’s bare ankle flesh above her socks, sir, since he is not worthy to look a young woman in the flesh – unlike the magnificent master-sir, sir. Pray forgive me, therefore, for not commenting on the young woman’s skin texture, master sir. Again, I plead not to be beaten, sir.

10. Sir, this slave is pleased to report, if it pleases you sir, that the esteemed, blonde customer-mistress did not appear to have any complaint with regard to the slave’s behaviour and demeanour behind her feet, sir. Sir, in view of this, this slave humbly beseeches his supervisor master-sir not to punish him with the whip, sir. This slave assures the master-sir that he is ready to serve and respectfully admire the next customer-mistress’s feet and footwear, if it would be so pleasing to you, most kind and magnificent master-sir?

Supervisor's comments: Not enough detail on the customer's socks. 50 lashes.