The cafeteria footslave has the indignity of having to look at the man's feet when a happy couple sit at the table above him. But at least the hapless slave gets to kiss the woman's boots on her departure!
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| Just my luck! The man has chosen to sit on the seat directly above my humble head... |
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| ...rather than the woman, with her beautiful boots! |
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| She's pretty! |
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| The man sir must be very proud of her! |
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| I therefore knuckle down and dutifully focus on the backs of the man's socks... |
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| ...since he is, self-evidently, a much better man than me! |
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| I could never be attractive to such a splendid young woman such as this man's girlfriend... |
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| ...since I'm just a slave, fit only to look at the backs of the superior man's socks! |
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| Mind you, I can't help from glancing over at his pretty partner's boots and socks! |
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| These are, after all, the boots and socks of another man's girlfriend |
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| It is, therefore, an honour for me to even be in their presence! |
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| I like the blue stripes at the tops of her otherwise white, calf-length socks |
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| This happy couple's boots, shoes and socks are making me feel very humble! |
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| This is all I am fit for - to live in the floor at their feet! |
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| What an honour to even be on a par with their socks! |
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| Truly these are the socks of a great man! |
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| I envy his socks... |
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| ...just as I envy his partner's boots... |
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| ...and socks... |
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| ...the boots and socks of a goddess! |
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| The couple, meanwhile, are engrossed in conversation high above me |
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| The only time they pay any attention towards me is as they are leaving... |
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| ...when tradition dictates I must kiss their feet |
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| At last, I get a close-up view and a taste of the mistress's boots! |
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| Any fool can see that her boots and socks are superior to me! |
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| I must, literally, look up to her calf-length socks... |
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| ...whilst her boyfriend's short, black socks watch on |
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| She graciously switches feet to give me a taste of BOTH her boots! |
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| She finds me funny - or, more accurately, pathetic! |
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| The happy couple then leave me |
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| I can hear their footsteps on the wooden floorboards behind me |
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| I must now humbly await the next cafe patrons who will choose to sit at my table |
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| I only hope and pray that the next patrons are as magnificent as this handsome couple have been! |
