Teaching Me How To Suck Eggs

I have been lickshining shoes all my adult life, so I like to think I know what I’m doing! Still, I must always listen contritely and respectfully when a customer master or mistress wishes to explain my humble role to me in great detail:

‘Slave, lickshine my shoes from top to bottom. Get off all the dirt and gunk, and that. Make sure you clean beneath the buckle as well, and polish it with your tongue. Do NOT touch my socks. If you touch my socks, you’ll be whipped. Do NOT even look at me above my socks, though you can study the stitching in my socks while you’re lickshining my shoes. I’m better than you, so you must obey whatever I say. Do you understand, slave?’

‘Yes, mistress madam. I hear and obey you, pretty mistress madam. Thank you kindly for your clear instructions, madam. I will be a good slave to your shoes and socks, miss.’ 

The pretty customer-mistress sits back in the shoelick chair of absolute power and concentrates on the contents of her phone. At last, I can get on with my work!

The customer wishes to teach me how to suck eggs...

...or rather, how to lickshine shoes!

I must listen intently to her words and follow her female finger

For it is a finger of power and authority over me

I study the buckle she refers to...

...and her socks!

I listen politely and respectfully to the customer-mistress's instructions...

...for they MUST be obeyed to the letter!

These are, after all, the shoes and socks of my infinite better!

Compared to them, I am a nothing and a nobody

She sits back in the chair and, at last, I can begin my humble work

I begin, of course, with the bottoms of her shoes - the dirtiest parts

But I remain mindful of the shoe buckle she also wants tongue-polished...

...and the socks she doesn't want touched!

The taste of shoeleather is sadly familiar to my pitiful palate!

Mercifully, the pretty wearer of the shoes and socks is now concentrating on her phone high above me

So I can relax and do what I do best - lickshine shoeleather!



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