Regular customer Ms Xin Zhi makes me a kind offer:
‘Slave, I go back to China soon. You want me leave you
pair of my dirty socks for you remember me by?’
I am overwhelmed by the Chinese customer-mistress’s kind
offer and respond in the only manner appropriate for a slave in my humble and
powerless position:
‘Oh pray Ms Xin Zhi madam, if it pleases you Ms Xin Zhi
madam, truly this slave would be honoured and blessed to have a pair of your
dirty socks as a memento of you, mistress, if you would indeed be so kind and
generous to an helpless and unworthy slave at your Chinese feet, miss, thanking
you kindly miss God bless you miss?’
She laughs at my excited obsequiousness:
‘Haha – which pair of socks you like, slave? My black
socks, my brown socks or my white socks?’
I have been privileged to observe several pairs of socks on
Ms Xin Zhi’s sneakered feet over the past year or so that she has been visiting
my face for her feet to be kiss-respected, but, as always, I am most enamoured
in the moment by whatever socks she happens to be wearing at the time (as I am
with all my customers’ socks!). Hence my entirely predictable response:
‘Oh pray Ms Xin Zhi madam, if it pleases you sweet and
kind Ms Xin Zhi madam, this slave would be truly honoured to have the black
socks you are wearing right now as a keepsake of your brilliance and beauty,
miss, if you will forgive this footslave’s forwardness miss please don’t have
me beaten miss?’
‘Haha – very well, slave. I come back tomorrow and give
you these socks. I not wash them, so you have smelly reminder of me. Haha. You a
Chinese girl’s smelly sock sniffer. You pathetic. You a moron!’
‘Yes, Ms Xin Zhi madam. God bless you, Ms Xin Zhi madam.
Your socks are my life, miss!’
I say that to all the girls. I’m such a sock slut!
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‘Slave, I go back to China soon... |
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...You want me leave you pair of my dirty socks for you remember me by?’ |
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It's such a kind and generous offer from my overseas-student customer mistress |
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I enthusiastically embrace the offer... |
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...and study my soon-to-be smell mementos... |
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...a beautiful Chinese girl's smelly black socks! |
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What a privilege, what an honour it will be, to have them as smelly keepsakes! |
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She could, after all, have me whipped and thus leave me with sore stripes as a memento! |
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No wonder she's laughing at me... |
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...I'm just a piece of garbage - a male sock-slut at her female feet! |
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She has every right to feel superior to me |
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I bow my head in shame behind my soon-to-be smelly mementos! |