‘Hi, Dirt! How's it hangin’?'
Jovial, regular customer Ms Mukta madam has recently taken to
calling me ‘dirt’, since I spend my lowly life down in the dirt, kissing other
people’s dirty shoes and boots. It is therefore an entirely appropriate epithet for me. I feel honoured to touch divine Ms Mukta’s
shoedirt with my menial mouth!
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Regular visitor to my confined face, Ms Mukta madam, walks jauntily towards me |
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'Hi, dirt! How's it hangin'?' |
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'Oh pray, Ms Mukta madam, thanking you kindly Ms Mukta madam, this slave is all the better for seeing you, madam!' |
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'Kiss my foot, dirt!' |
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'And the other one, dirt!' |
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I obediently kiss Ms Mukta's outstretched sneaker-toes with my dirty face |
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Her everyday sneakers are remarkably clean, as are her socks! |
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I expect the socks were fresh on her this morning, but the sneakers are probably worn almost every day! |
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Suddenly, in the distance, I hear and see another sneaker-wearing regular customer, Ms Linda madam, approaching from across the yard |
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'Hi, Mukta babe! What are you up to, and that?' |
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'Oh hi, Linda. I was just using dirt here to have my feet kissed. Why don't you have a go?' |
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'Reckon I will!... Hey you there, dirt! Kiss my feet!' |
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'Yes, mistress Linda madam. At once, mistress Linda madam!' |
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Grey and blue sneakers are placed by black, white and blue sneakers in front of my lowly lips |
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I am particularly admiring of Ms Linda's pure white socks beneath her jogging bottoms |
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The two girls laugh at me from on high as I must pay lip-homage to Ms Linda's sneakers |
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She too makes sure to switch feet in front of my face so that my dirty mouth might pay equal homage to both her shoes! |
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'Haha, we showed him, Linda! Now he has our fresh sneaker-dirt to add to his collection inside his dirty slave gob!' |
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The mistresses are right (as mistresses always are!) |
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The inside of my mouth is now honoured by the presence of their everyday sneaker dirt! |
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Not that their shoes and socks were all that dirty |
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Indeed, they looked pristine clean! |
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Still, they must surely contain hidden dirt and sweat? |