Back To Reality

It’s back to reality for the dirty, old public humble head-cum-sock slavey, as his next customer approaches – the first of a new, long day!

My first customer of the day approaches. She's scantily clad, but at least she's wearing THICK, BLACK SOCKS!

She stops in front of me to look down upon me (as most of my customers are wont to do)...

...before haughtily presenting me with her outstretched SNEAKER-TOE for respect-kissing!

She then enjoys her cigarette high above me as I get on with my lowly task

I endeavour to study her SOCKS...

...but must do so with haste, given how this is likely to be a brief encounter!

Her SOCKS are heavily CREASED...

...pleasingly so!

I study and admire her slovenly SOCK-CREASES...

...eyeing up the INDIVIDUAL STITCHES in each CREASE!

Meanwhile, the young-woman wearer of the slovenly SOCKS looks down upon me...

...before, as expected, and without saying a word to me, turning to walk away!

She has no need to converse with a mere public humble-head like me!

I'm just the DIRT at her FEET!

I continue to observe her SOCKS

Despite my dream last night of becoming a personal SOCK SLAVEY...

...the reality is I can never be good enough to permanently and exclusively serve a SINGLE pair of SOCKS!

I must just get used to the fact that I am only ever going to get FLEETING GLIMPSES of my esteemed customers' SOCKS!


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