A public shoelick such as myself is often the butt of jokes on the part of his betters. Here you will see me being mocked by a nerd master-sir and his pretty girlfriend as I lickshine the sneakers of a potty-mouthed customer mistress who, if anything, despises me even more than they do!
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| 'F***in' lickshine my sneakers, boy! Begin wiv the f***in' right sneaker, yeah, as that's like the filfiest one, an' that? And then do the left one, an' that. F***in' get a move on, moron!... |
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| ...I ain't got all f***in' day, yeah?' |
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| The potty-mouthed customer mistress points to her designated dirty right sneaker with her painted fingernail! |
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| She then listens glumly as I seek to reassure her that it will be an honour for me to divest her sneakers of their common, everyday streetdirt and grime! |
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| She seems sceptical as my lowly tongue gets to work on the nominally white leather of her right shoe! |
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| 'F***in' start at the bottom of the sneaker, f***wit slave! Oh my God, I'll so whip you, an' that, iffin you don't get off all the dirt I has been walkin' in, yeah?' |
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| 'Yes, mistress. Forgive me, mistress madam. I hear and obey you, pretty mistress madam!' |
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| I lower my head, and my gaze, from her dark grey sock... |
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| ...though we both know it's her sock that drew me towards her upper sneaker-leather in the first place! |
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| The sight of her glorious grey, creased sock will just have to wait, it seems, as my tongue has urgent work to do on the base of her sneaker! |
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| I feel pathetically honoured to be spoken down to like this by a bright young woman who knows her own mind! |
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| Meantime, I can hear a nerdy-sounding, passing master sir nasally mocking me and pointing me out to his pretty girlfriend: 'Haha, look Filomena - a slave! See how he's having to lick that lady's dirty sneakers?... |
...I'll bet he wishes he could lick her socks as well? Heehee...
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| 'Isn't that right, sockieboy? Don't you yearn to lick your customer's socks?' |
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| 'Yes master sir, begging your pardon master sir. The master sir is indeed very astute, sir!' |
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| No wonder his pretty girlfriend despises me... |
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| ...a wannabe girls' sock-licker, grovelling and fawning to her beloved boyfriend! |
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| What a pathetic creature I must be in her superior, female eyes? |
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| She and her nerdy boyfriend continue to watch me with great mirth and merriment... |
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| ...whilst the customer-mistress keeps a close eye on my humble tonguework at her sneakered feet! |
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