Spike
A frightening customer-mistress threatens me with a rusty, metal spike if I fail to show sufficient humility towards her sneakers. Fortunately, I'm very good at being humble in the face of young women's sneakers!
A threatening-looking young woman approaches me with a nasty-looking metal spike in her female hand |
She begins by asking me how I am liking it... |
...having to kiss the feet of passers-by? |
I humbly respond that I am liking it, but not that much madam, begging her female pardon and understanding, miss? |
The sneakers and socks I must address as I humbly respond to the customer-mistress's kind question |
She crouches down to show me her spike! |
She gaily informs me that she shan't hesitate to hurt me with it if I fail to show sufficient respect for her feet and sneakers! |
She goes on to point out who weak and vulnerable I am, and at her female mercy! |
I seek to assure the spikey mistress-madam that I shall endeavour to show the utmost respect for her feet and footwear, and humbly beg her not to hurt me! |
She then stands up again and puts my humility to the test, raising her sneakered foot onto the stone ledge beneath my confined face... |
...swiftly followed by her other foot! |
I kiss the sneakers with all the slavish humility I can muster...which is a lot! |
I remain acutely aware of the threatening spike... |
...and its would-be user! |
MUST kiss sneakers. On the dirtiest parts. MUST show humility! Otherwise this young woman will HURT me! |