A pretty Chinese mistress, dressed in a red and white tracksuit, confidently approaches me from across the street. She wants to have her feet kiss-respected; so kiss-respected they shall be!
It's only when she stretches forth her right, sneakered foot for kissing, that I can observe she is wearing fabulous white socks beneath her tracksuit bottoms; white socks with an intricate pattern in the stitching!
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| The superb, young Asian woman in the red tracksuit walks confidently and determinedly towards me | 
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| She WILL have her feet kissed by me! | 
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| I brace myself as her sneakers step up onto the ledge in front of my Chinatown-confined face | 
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| The white sneakers, beneath the red and white tracksuit bottoms, silently survey me | 
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| Then the young woman's right sneakered foot is shoved arrogantly forwards onto my lowly lips! | 
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| It's only now that I catch a glimpse of her fabulous white sock! | 
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| I admire the intricate, feminine stitching in the sock | 
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| The sock of an Asian goddess! | 
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| Her red shoelaces remind me of whips! | 
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| So, as she switches her sneakered feet in front of me, I resolve to be a good footslave to her, and duly kiss her outstretched sneaker with the utmost footslavish fervour and respect! | 
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| She is, after all, better than me... | 
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| ...being young, free and female! | 
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| She turns to leave me as silently and nonchalantly as she came | 
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| Who knows what she thinks of me inside that pretty head of hers? | 
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| That I'm garbage, probably! | 
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| And she'd be right! | 
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| I am garbage, compared to her wonderful sneakers and socks! | 
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| A slave's-eye view of her departing, left sneaker and sock | 
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| A slave's-eye view of her departing, right sneaker and sock! |