Taking The Mickey
I am well and truly in awe of this pretty customer mistress’s mouse-themed socks. The sock mice appear to be laughing at me and ridiculing me as I dutifully kiss-respect their wearer’s sneakers. It’s just a pity I can’t tell the mistress-madam how much I admire her socks – and her for wearing them!
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| A SUPERB customer mistress... |
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| ...wearing SUPERB mouse-themed socks inside her sneakers! |
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| The mice seem to be taking the mickey out of me... |
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| ...as I dutifully kiss-respect their mistress's sneakers |
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| But the mistress's socks have every right to mock me... |
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| ...since they are better than me... |
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| ...being intimately attached to the mistress's foot skin... |
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| ...and thus absorbing her precious, feminine foot nectar into their very pores! |
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| Oh to be a sock... |
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| ...following the pretty customer mistress's feet wherever she goes! |
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| But she knows, and I know, I could never be worthy to be her sock! |
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| She's too good for me! |
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| She leaves me without saying a word |
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| I am, literally, too far beneath her to merit a conversation with her |
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| Not even a respectful conversation about her socks! |
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| I am fit only to study her departing shoe dirt! |
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| Goodbye mice socks! |
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| Thank you for mocking me. I look up to you, socks! |

















