Taking The Mickey

I am well and truly in awe of this pretty customer mistress’s mouse-themed socks. The sock mice appear to be laughing at me and ridiculing me as I dutifully kiss-respect their wearer’s sneakers. It’s just a pity I can’t tell the mistress-madam how much I admire her socks – and her for wearing them!

A SUPERB customer mistress...

...wearing SUPERB mouse-themed socks inside her sneakers!

The mice seem to be taking the mickey out of me...

...as I dutifully kiss-respect their mistress's sneakers

But the mistress's socks have every right to mock me...

...since they are better than me...

...being intimately attached to the mistress's foot skin...

...and thus absorbing her precious, feminine foot nectar into their very pores!

Oh to be a sock...

...following the pretty customer mistress's feet wherever she goes!

But she knows, and I know, I could never be worthy to be her sock!

She's too good for me!

She leaves me without saying a word

I am, literally, too far beneath her to merit a conversation with her

Not even a respectful conversation about her socks!

I am fit only to study her departing shoe dirt!

Goodbye mice socks!

Thank you for mocking me. I look up to you, socks!


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