Not My Place

Smoking is prohibited in the shoelick salon where I work. But it is not my place to tell this pretty customer-mistress to put out her cigarette. I'm just a slave. My place is merely to lick BOOT!

She ignores me as I go about my humble business of lickshining her BOOTS

So, I must ignore her smoking

It is not my place to interrupt the pretty customer's phone conversation...

...and to entreat her not to smoke!

I'm just a bootlick slave!

My tongue's only business is to lickshine the BOOTS and SHOES of my esteemed customers...

...whatever the shoelick salon's no-smoking policy!

Besides, why would I wish to invoke the wrath of such a fabulous customer-mistress...

...when I am at the mercy of her BOOTS?

Better for me to just hold my tongue - on her BOOTS!

And taste where she has been...

...whilst she smokes and speaks loudly on the phone high above me!

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