'Make Him Kiss Your Sneakers!'
The happy couple spot me from across the yard: 'Haha, look honey - a footslave!... ...Make him kiss your pink sneakers. They're filthy!' 'You heard my husband, footboy! Kiss my sneaker!' 'And the other one!' 'Haha, make sure he kisses the dirtiest parts, honey - not just the uppers!' 'Obey my husband, boy! Do as you're told!' 'Yes, mistress-madam. I obey you and your husband... ...You are my masters!' 'Haha, what a loser - kissing my wife's filthy sneakers!' 'Yes, master-sir. You're better than me, master-sir... ...as is your wife, sir!' 'I'm not fit to look at her above the sock, sir!'