To be perfectly honest, I can't be sure whether the good-looking customer fast approaching me is male or female, or indeed non-binary. All I do know for certain is that they are my better, and their shoes must be kiss-respected regardless of their gender and/or sexual identification.
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| The gender-neutral customer approaches me with confidence... |
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| ...the confidence of a superior being approaching an inferior slave! |
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| They stand confidently in front of me - displaying their sneakers |
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| Then the right sneaker is silently shoved towards my face for respect-kissing... |
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| ...swiftly followed by the left! |
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| I admire the customer's thick, brown socks! |
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| On behalf of the weeds around me, I pay our slavish respects to the esteemed customer |
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| Still no clues as to their gender identity... |
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| ...only that they are my infinite better! |
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| Master, mistress, or mastress - they MUST be shown slavish respect and obeyed! |
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| BOTH their feet! |
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| The good-looking customer turns and walks away... |
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| ...still without speaking to me |
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| But, whoever they are, and whatever their gender identity, I am blessed to now have their sneaker-DNA on my unworthy, lowly lips... |
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| ...the sneaker-DNA of a superior being! |
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| Of a god (or goddess!) |
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| I watch admiringly the back of the customer's departing sock... |
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| ...a sock of supreme superiority! |
