When a happy couple jointly approach me in the station corridor, they effectively each have joint custody over me - at least during those precious moments I am kiss-respecting their feet. And the Law states I must show equal respect for both their shoes!
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It is the young woman who points me out and laughs at me |
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But the young man appears to be making strides towards me every bit as confidently as his pretty girlfriend! |
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Indeed, her shoes take a coquettish step back as the master-sir is the one who stands directly in front of me |
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'Kiss my feet, boy!' |
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I am honoured to be spoken to in this way - by a superior master-sir in front of his pretty girlfriend! |
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Equally honouring is the close-up view of his dark grey sock - the sock of a real man! |
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I have nothing but the utmost admiration for this handsome master-sir and his socks... |
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...and I demonstrate my inferiority towards him by repeatedly kissing his outstretched shoe-toe in front of his girlfriend |
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I overhear the master-sir telling his girlfriend that he feels infinitely superior to me. She smiles lovingly back at him... |
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...before shouting down at me, commanding me to show 'proper respect' for her superior boyfriend! |
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She then takes her turn in front of my face - again ordering me to kiss her superior feet with proper respect |
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There can be no question of me not respecting this mistress-madam and her feet - especially given her superb, white, fancy-stitched socks! |
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It's only now - that her foot is extended in front of my face - that I get to see her sock... |
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...and its delightfully intricate and feminine stitching! |
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These are the socks of a goddess - and she knows it! |
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Meanwhile, her manly boyfriend watches on, making sure I obey his pretty girlfriend and show her feet and footwear the same slavish respect I had shown to his footwear! |
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Truly this handsome couple are my betters, and I am honoured to even breathe in the same air as their shoes and socks! |
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My betters triumphantly turn to leave me |
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See how utterly in love with her boyfriend this bright young woman is! |
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And rightly so - for, as he has just demonstrated, he is a magnificent man; a mighty man! |
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Whereas I am fit only to look his pretty girlfriend in the sock! |
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Even her socks are better than me, being more intricate and higher beings than me... |
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...the fancy, white socks of a beautiful and intelligent young woman! |