Blame Game
My mistress orders me to pull up her visiting, 21-year-old niece’s SOCK – just one of the many routine tasks a lowly, domestic footslavey can expect to carry out on his humble hands and knees under threat of the WHIP during the course of a typical day of domestic servitude in a Gynarchy household. 'Straighten Miss Felicity's SOCK, slave... ...and straighten it very well... ...or you'll feel my WHIP!' Ms Felicity madam, the wearer of the wonky SOCK, appears unconcerned at my pathetic and perilous situation Slaves straighten SOCKS. Why should she even blink an eyelid at my carrying out such a humbling, routine task? Note how I must 'pull up' the SOCK from the bottom... ...so as not to inadvertently touch Ms Felicity's skin! That would certainly lead to her aunt's WHIP gracing my back! This is actually a delicate and difficult task for a slave like me - fraught with danger! And especially when it must be carried out in the presence of my WHIP-HAPPY mistr...